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Back at it again at Krispy Kreme

pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

(Source: m3lodigression)

kyousakura:

HORROR MOVIE ADS ON YOUTUBE THAT U CANT SKIP

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(Source: kyousakura-remade)

(Source: tetraghost)

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

(Source: lolgifs.net)

linsdaylohan:

where is their academy award

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

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streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

sayakist:

when you almost drop something on the ground but you catch it in time

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