lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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octoberspirit:

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

vanillish:

i’m sending that outfit to the shadow realm

arkrite:

nayx:

crumbduck:

railroadsoftware:

who would you pick to get stuck on a dessert island with

lil jon

jennifer lawrence because she has bow and arrow

David Hasselhoff so i could ride his pecks to shore

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried